Comments on: Witty Sayings and Quotes

By: pphrog

pphrog — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 20:00:51 +0000

Comment when arriving late for a meeting…

I would’ve been here later…but my car started.

By: pphrog

pphrog — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 19:58:12 +0000

My best excuse….

I would have been here later, but my car started!

always gets a great reaction.

By: silly

silly — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:39:52 +0000

here’s one i created…
if he catches me staring, at least i know he
was looking back

By: silly

silly — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:37:04 +0000

Only if i could of thought of that before i blamed myself. I’m gonna start blaming stupidity now…

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:01:40 +0000

“Stupidity got us into this mess… So why can’t it get us out?” <3

By: marc

marc — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 14:58:38 +0000

“greediness will only lead you to harmfulness”

that’s my advice for greedy players! ^^

BY: MARC ERICK ALAMO….

By: Sweta

Sweta — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 11:16:34 +0000

Who picks ur clothes… Stevie Wonder!!!

That was amazing!!!

By: Kyle

Kyle — Fri, 15 May 2009 14:33:04 +0000

11 Tom Says:
May 3rd, 2009 at 5:01 pm
“no… im not smart, your just dumb”

Yeah, you proved that right. hint hint “you’re”.

By: Christina

Christina — Thu, 07 May 2009 18:46:21 +0000

I loved Tom’s “save water!!” comment. it was great:)

By: Tom

Tom — Mon, 04 May 2009 00:06:26 +0000

save water !!! drink vodca

dont drink and drive !
do drugs and fly !

Patience isnt a vurtue… ITS A F*CKING WASTE OF TIME !!!!!

sarcasm is the highest form of wit

By: Tom

Tom — Mon, 04 May 2009 00:01:11 +0000

“no… im not smart, your just dumb”

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 20:25:50 +0000

heres a few
“If you fail to plan you plan to fail”
“dah jah moo, the feelin you have heard this bull before”
“i know im a bitch just not yours”

lol, anyine just wanted to join in.

Em x

By: Gee C

Gee C — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 06:53:47 +0000

dont fall for someone, unless thier there to catch you

dont aim high. that way your dreams cant fall.

By: mercedes

mercedes — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:27:40 +0000

Thats a definate maybe

By: Char

Char — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:20:57 +0000

Heres One For Ya:P
“Save A Plant,Eat A Vegetarian…”-Unknown

By: Ged R

Ged R — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:04:32 +0000

\"if you cant dazzle em with you amazingly vast amount of intelegance

baffle em with a load of bullsh*t \"

By: marc

marc — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 12:36:50 +0000

PLz put my own quote “WE handsomes are always stress”"
PLZ…
PLZ…
PLZ….
By: Marc erick Alamo…

By: Cheryl Ann Ellis

Cheryl Ann Ellis — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:36:28 +0000

Here’s a great saying for being busy
“I’m busier than a one-armed paper hanger!”
Also, if you’re really hungry
“I’m so hungry that my stomach is chewing on my backbone!”

By: Shivangi J

Shivangi J — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:40:23 +0000

How long a minute is, depends on what side of the toilet you’re on…

By: oldwolves

oldwolves — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:17:22 +0000

So that makes you queen of idiots? Congradulations!

By: Just lain out me

Just lain out me — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:13:35 +0000

Heres a quote for you to add……..

All men are idiots
and unfuturely I married the KING! DAMMIT!!