T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

I’m the person your mother warned you about.

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

I’m so cool, ice cubes are jealous.

All men are idiots And I married their king.

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

Take my advice.I dont use it anyway.

Not All Men are Fools, Some Stay Bachelors.

Some call it stalking i call it love.

Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.

If truly love something set it free.
If it doesn’t return, Hunt it down and kill it !

DON’T READ THIS!

Objects under shirt are larger than they appear.

You can’t spell STUPID without U.

US blondes aren’t dumb.

Rehab Is for Quitters.

When God created me, he was just showing off.

Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you.

Who says nothing is impossible.I’ve been doing nothing for years.

Stop following me, you stalker!

My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Cherish Me Damn It.

Winners train, Losers complain.

KISS ME before my boyfriend shows up.

I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay.

No unauthorized entry!

I am not as dumb as you LOOK!

Dont talk to me when i’m talking to myself.

Dont worry about about the world ending today,
its already tomorrow in Austrailia.

The best thing about tomorrow is the memory of today.