Stupid Quotes and Sayings



Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
-Albert Einstein

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
-Elbert Hubbard

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
-Harlan Ellison

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
-Martin Luther King

Please provide the date of your death.

If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
-Brooke Shields

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds compared to the one before in 62 seconds.
- David Coleman

I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.
-Richard Nixon

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.
- Ron Atkinson

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
-Ivana Trump

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.
- Friedrich von Schiller

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Repetition is a sign of stupidity.

If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back!

To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.
- Benjamin

13 Comments to “Stupid Quotes and Sayings”

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  • admin says:

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  • nikki says:

    youre so tupid you got stabbed in a shoot out.

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    dont argue with idiots they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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    notice: if you have noticed this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

    xx

  • Gardianna says:

    i called that person stupid but when i met them we became the beast of friends know i think back and remember how absolutly STUPID i was being

  • jordan levi colwil says:

    ahh yes said the blind man to his deaf son sitting on the corner of a roundabout

  • stupid says:

    m not as much as stupid that u thnk m

  • THE ONE WHO KNOWS says:

    S- Say What?
    T- Trickable
    U- Usable
    P- Picked over
    I- idiotic
    – uhh, whats the last letter of stupid STUuu-Pip yea
    thats it
    P-Pitiful

  • maffi says:

    whatever you love someone but not d’ STUPID GUY

  • Rainbow Muffin says:

    If I had a joke for every smart-elect comment I\’ve ever made, I\’d be the funniest comedian alive.

  • chasity says:

    if you say you have one great friend your life isn\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’t wasted.
    if you say yo have wo great firends your a saint.
    if you say you have three great friends your an idiot .

  • byuti says:

    to all imbeciles out there being stupid is a choice!
    if you dont know Google it

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