Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
- Irish Proverb
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
- Oscar Wilde
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don’t have time to get into mischief.
- Bill Vaughan
A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
- Author Unknown
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
- George D. Prentice
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain
The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
- Author Unknown
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
- Clement Freud
A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee.
- Brock Fiant
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
- Gro Harlem Brundtland