I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!
- Anonymous
I’m retired. You on the other hand have to go to work.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
- Abe Lemons
Retirement ia a Statutory senility.
- Emmett O’Donnell
Life begins at retirement.
Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
- Gene Perret
Retired is being twice tired, I’ve thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.
- Richard Armour
There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
- Robert Half
Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.
There’s never enough time to do the entire nothing you want.
- Bill Watterson
Don’t simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
- Gail Sheehy
I’m not just retiring from the company, I’m also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron.
- Hartman Jule
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
- Malcolm Forbes
The money’s no better in retirement but the hours are!
- Anonymous
Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.
- Seneca
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
- Ernest Hemingway
In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.
- Anonymous
I’m now as free as the breeze – with roughly the same income.
- Gene Perret
A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service.
- Harry Mahtar