Comments on: Redneck Sayings and Quotes

By: derek "git r done"

derek "git r done" — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:49:00 +0000

aint he as queer as a 3 dollar bill

By: derek "git r done"

derek "git r done" — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:45:22 +0000

its so cold, my balls are playing jingle bells.

By: derek "git r done" watkins

derek "git r done" watkins — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:42:39 +0000

my mom always told me
whats the diffrence between parsley and pussey? nobody eats parsley

By: HOLLY

HOLLY — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 16:06:26 +0000

That’s slicker than a one legged cat tryin to cover up sh!t on a iced over lake….lol

By: BigMallerd

BigMallerd — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 20:52:11 +0000

Its Hotter than some Kissin cousins on Jerry Springer..

By: dylan

dylan — Tue, 31 May 2011 15:46:01 +0000

you Know when you wipe your bu*t and wipe and wipe and you lay them down on top of each you ve got an p0op lazanga

By: rotten

rotten — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 20:41:43 +0000

Does a one legged duck swim in a circle???

That truck wouldn’t pull a greasy string out of a cat’s a$s.

Hotter than the hinges of hell…

Hotter than the mid pits with the blowers on….

By: sean

sean — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 17:34:44 +0000

Slap some high heels on her and i will take her out.

By: Jess

Jess — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 15:58:32 +0000

That guy/girl is hotter than Doughnut Grease!

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 07:38:31 +0000

-”Hold my beer…”
-A redneck’s last words:
“Hey, man, watch this!”

By: dave

dave — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 07:34:06 +0000

You looked more confused than a cow on astroturf

By: boogie

boogie — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 02:21:25 +0000

It’s colder than a penguins pecker outside.

It’s hotter than Satan’s b@ll Sack outside

young woman you look more delicious than mayonase on a ham sandwhich

By: charlie

charlie — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 11:14:13 +0000

y’all are louder than a couple skeletons f*cking on a tin roof.

By: Hockey Stud

Hockey Stud — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:59:24 +0000

Kill all the nigs

By: Hockey Stud

Hockey Stud — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:58:03 +0000

Its hotter than a two dollar whore outside.
Its hotter than a two peckered billy goat in heat.
Its colder than a witches t!t.
If it aint white it aint right. and i agree with all you we havent had a nigger as a president for a reason. they stink, they are dumber than f*ck, and simply everybody just hates a damn nigger. thats why they belong on a pole hanging right next to your deer during rifle season.. Keep your stick on the ice!!

By: Fud Mucker

Fud Mucker — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 18:12:10 +0000

Makes me more amdder than alegless ethiopian watchin a dougnut rollin down a hill

By: jamds

jamds — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 06:18:09 +0000

when your asked a question. you answer with,
does a cat have an a$s?

By: Diane

Diane — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 18:53:24 +0000

What you say about a “loose” woman: If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she’s had in her, she’d look like a porcupine!

By: true bread Redneck

true bread Redneck — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 18:48:47 +0000

its hotter than two mice fuk!n in a wool sock!!

By: Fontaineyah

Fontaineyah — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 18:52:15 +0000

“How are you today?”
Hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit.

By: Adam

Adam — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 02:35:01 +0000

Happier than catfish doin the bre@st stroke in the shallow end of the kitty pool!

By: Michele

Michele — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 08:46:54 +0000

Instead of just replying “yes”, a Southerner will say: “Does a bear crap in the woods?”, or “Does a fat baby poot?”

By: chris

chris — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 18:55:27 +0000

What part of NO don’t you understand.The “N” or the “O”

By: busybee

busybee — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 17:52:06 +0000

Luck is nothing but trying harder than the next guy.

By: busybee

busybee — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 17:50:53 +0000

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the directions were written on the heel.

By: busybee

busybee — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 17:49:31 +0000

He’s so dumb he couldn’t make a soup sandwich.

By: Beau

Beau — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 06:52:04 +0000

Whenever someone would ask my pa a question this is what he would say. Example

Hey Hank, you want the last beer? Ricky, Does a fat girl stink a shoe? Hell yeah I want that beer.

It always makes my chuckle

By: Hambone

Hambone — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:47:18 +0000

well im finer than a frog hair split 8 ways!

By: scott

scott — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 13:46:38 +0000

doe’s a one legged duck swim in circle’s

By: scott

scott — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 13:45:09 +0000

he’s madder than a 3 legged cat in a dog pound