Comments on: Redneck Sayings and Quotes

By: ratalie

ratalie — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 06:01:43 +0000

Were closer than two roaches on a bacon bit.

By: ROBERT

ROBERT — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 22:01:21 +0000

slicker than snot on a glass door knob!

By: kelly

kelly — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:06:44 +0000

busier than a one legged guy in a a$s kicking contest

By: Boonebaby

Boonebaby — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 02:39:18 +0000

Guns don’t kill people, Daddy’s with beautiul daughters do !!

By: HaHa-Hilarious

HaHa-Hilarious — Fri, 28 May 2010 16:45:33 +0000

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be in my bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.
- Woody Allen

By: Muzik Man

Muzik Man — Fri, 28 May 2010 16:36:56 +0000

that food is so good, i put it on top of my head and my tongue beat my brains out trying 2 get 2 it

By: Redneck71

Redneck71 — Tue, 25 May 2010 09:51:50 +0000

Busier then a one legged man in an ass kickin contest!!!

By: jacob

jacob — Fri, 14 May 2010 21:37:41 +0000

shoot im madder than a queer on valintines day with lock jaw.

By: jacob

jacob — Fri, 14 May 2010 21:13:31 +0000

She is so big u can’t use flower to find the wet spot . you just flipt through the fat rolls til you smell poop and flip back one. (OH THERE IT IS)

By: larry

larry — Wed, 12 May 2010 20:08:30 +0000

I’m as confused as a blind lesbian in fish market…..

By: Redneck Brody

Redneck Brody — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:15:33 +0000

A saying that I really like is ” happier than a puppy with 2 peters!”

By: Ken Engle Jr.

Ken Engle Jr. — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 21:42:16 +0000

on regards to Obamas win of the presidential election.
I aint much on it !

By: Diana

Diana — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 22:24:28 +0000

My Paw Paw used to tell me he loved me more than a runover opossum. That’s country!!!

By: CountryGurl4ever

CountryGurl4ever — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 02:27:40 +0000

well im from carolina & believe it or not we use all these sayins. i love the south aint never goin up north!

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 14:30:05 +0000

Sweatin’ like a whore in church…

By: Emily

Emily — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:23:05 +0000

sorry but us southern people dont talk like that we might be rednecks but we sure aint no hillbillies!!!!!

By: Lee Bo

Lee Bo — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:59:22 +0000

im happier than a tornado in a trailer park

you might be a redneck…if you wear a strapped bra with a strapless dress!

By: Levi

Levi — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:39:42 +0000

Darlin.You’re hotter than donut grease at a fat man convention.

By: Melanie

Melanie — Sat, 09 May 2009 22:33:37 +0000

She was so ugly she could trick or treat over the telephone

By: Mary

Mary — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:59:53 +0000

One of my faves is “Well butter my b*tt and call me a biscuit!”

By: eric

eric — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:21:59 +0000

im happier than a ten peckered billy goat with a bucket full of quarters on nickle night at a whore house

By: butt sniff

butt sniff — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:44:37 +0000

Luz e

it funny cuz all them ricans dress all colorful and what not

By: Luz e

Luz e — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:48:41 +0000

I always like a good ,smart or funny saying or qoute,but that one with the dress and puerto rican prom its not very funny what you meant by that? I donot get it nor I believe I will. OPutting down any nationality or by that fact culture its not funny at all. If I am wrong then someone please explain it to me ? thank you

By: Pete

Pete — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:07:09 +0000

slicker than snot off a rooster’s beak.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:57:15 +0000

You might be a redneck if the dashboard of your car doubles as the dining room table!

By: Mirandia

Mirandia — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 19:19:59 +0000

Im more antsy than a one eyed cat trying to watch 9 rat holes.

By: samantha

samantha — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:11:32 +0000

your brother is soo ugly if he sits forward.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:57:32 +0000

i enjoy readin stuff like this…..especially when im having a bad day! keep up the good work guys…..=]

By: Baxter Finch

Baxter Finch — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:37:30 +0000

shit is inevitable

By: Colt

Colt — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 04:26:49 +0000

A day without beer is like a day without s*x…. you cant live without it