Funny Women Quotes
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Paris Hilton
Woman is the companion of man, gifted with equal mental capacity.
M K Gandhi
A woman’s strength is the irresistible might of weakness.
R W Emerson
Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work a woman is allowed that feeling for a man, but not her work.
B Streisand
Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.
Kurt Vonnegut
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
Freya Stark
Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy.
Friedrich Nietzsche
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.
Farrah Fawcett
There is but an hour a day between a good housewife and a bad one.
English proverb
A woman never sees what we do for her, she only sees what we don’t do.
Georges Courteline
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert Heinlein
Don’t wait for the good woman. She doesn’t exist.
Charles Bukowski
The man’s desire is for the woman; but the woman’s desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A woman’s head is always influenced by heart; but a man’s heart by his head.
Lady Marguerite Blessington
Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women’s denigration of themselves.
Betty Friedan