Pregnancy Quotes and Sayings
Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.
- Robert Anton Wilson
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
- Queen Victoria
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
I’m not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
- Madonna
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
- Jim Cole
I am not finding pregnancy much of a joy. I am afraid of childbirth, but I am afraid I can’t find a way of avoiding it.
- Brigitte Bardot
Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months.
- Carrie Latet
Pregnancy seemed like a tremendous abdication of control. Something growing inside you which would eventually usurp your life.
- Erica Jong
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
- Nora Ephron
In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.
- Al Roker
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
- Cathy Crimmins
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
- Joyce Armor
Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid.
- Arabic Proverb
It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.
- Voltaire
There are three reasons for breast-feeding:
the milk is always at the right temperature;
it comes in attractive containers;
and the cat can’t get it.
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
- Lawrence Housman
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