Comments on: Funny Men Quotes and Sayings

By: Sgt. Dragonrain

Sgt. Dragonrain — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 21:43:44 +0000

Women are like the army, Once you sing your name on the dotted line your screwed.

wally henry — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 05:56:00 +0000

what do you call a woman who loses 80% of her inteligence? A WIDOW

chris — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 18:43:43 +0000

Of all the women I’ve met I’ve only met one that was perfect.MOM

Steve Canon — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:43:13 +0000

GUYS, HERE ARE SOME FOR YOU ;

Why don’t women wear watches?
There’s a clock on the stove.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

Wanna hear a funny joke?
Women’s rights.

Why haven’t any women ever gone to the moon?
It doesn’t need cleaning yet

Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

yousef — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:07:44 +0000

Men’s hearts are “locked chests”

Charlene Stanton — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:20:50 +0000

womens faults are many (we’ll admit it)
men have only two
everything they say and everything they do.

Britney — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:18:28 +0000

These sayings are funny but yet true.

roze — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 06:45:00 +0000

lovely!