Funny Marriage Quotes

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

French saying: ”Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.”

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Kobe Bryant

Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Beverley Nichols

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
Oscar Wilde

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
John Lyly

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.
Josh Billings

I don’t understand the GOD. He makes such a wonderful creation called ‘WOMAN’ and then he destroys his own creation by making them ‘WIVES’.
Debabrata Dutta

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Barack Obama

All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Raymond Hull

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

He believes that marriage and a career don’t mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
Anonymous

First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes Suffer…ing!
Jay Leno

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Anonymous

Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.
Will Stanton

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent