Insulting Quotes and Sayings
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay
May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.
- Anonymous
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
- Anonymous
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
- Oscar Wilde
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
- William Hazlitt
A slander is like a hornet; if you can’t kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
- H.W. Shaw
I am a poor man, but I would gladly give ten shillings to find out who sent me the insulting Christmas card I received this morning.
– George Grossmith
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.
– Harold Wilson
Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein
May your arse cheeks turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up your arse!
- Anonymous
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
- Oscar Levant
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb
Humans only use about 1/10 of their brain power. With you, it could be less.
- Anonymous
I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
- Steven Pearl
I’ve had a wonderful evening - but this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay
February 24th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
aim high and whats the lowest you can hit
February 20th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I am looking for a place I may purchase this phrase \"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.\" Can you help?
C. Glaser Sterling, Colorado
January 21st, 2009 at 11:01 am
jackie smells like doo doo. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .and jeannette too. . . . . . . kinda. . . . . . . . . . . . but mayra does definitely. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
January 16th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
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November 20th, 2008 at 10:13 am
if you want to ride a horse just come to me
November 20th, 2008 at 10:12 am
if want respect… go be a doctor
November 20th, 2008 at 10:10 am
abby has MENtal issues she needs to quit doing those bad things.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Jealousy is a disease…..
Get well soon bee-otchs
June 4th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
You’re not that Important to us, we don’t talk about you behind your back, much less we want to talk to you NOW!
November 6th, 2007 at 8:28 am
a million wods wont brng you back i no b cuz ive tryed neither would a million ears i no b cuz ive cryed..