A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
- Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay

May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders.
- Anonymous

Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
- Anonymous

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
- Oscar Wilde

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
- William Hazlitt

A slander is like a hornet; if you can’t kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
- H.W. Shaw

I am a poor man, but I would gladly give ten shillings to find out who sent me the insulting Christmas card I received this morning.
– George Grossmith

Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog.
– Harold Wilson

Never insult anyone by accident.
- Robert A. Heinlein

May your arse cheeks turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up your arse!
- Anonymous

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
- Oscar Levant

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
- Arab Proverb

Humans only use about 1/10 of their brain power. With you, it could be less.
- Anonymous

I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
- Steven Pearl

I’ve had a wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it.
- Groucho Marx

It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
- Rose Macaulay

19 Responses to “Insulting Quotes and Sayings”

  1. crystal onolack Says:

    a million wods wont brng you back i no b cuz ive tryed neither would a million ears i no b cuz ive cryed..

  2. Ronnie Says:

    You’re not that Important to us, we don’t talk about you behind your back, much less we want to talk to you NOW!

  3. kelsey jones Says:

    Jealousy is a disease…..
    Get well soon bee-otchs

  4. kelsey jones Says:

    abby has MENtal issues she needs to quit doing those bad things.

  5. kelsey jones Says:

    if want respect… go be a doctor

  6. kelsey jones Says:

    if you want to ride a horse just come to me

  7. gwendolyn pang Says:

    alam nyo may nakaaway aq d qu nman cya inaway sya ang nauna kya pinatulan qu imagine inagaw qu daw ang bf nya nakikipag flirt dawa q kahiya nman sya ok lng qung 22o and kung gwapo ang bf nya ang pangit kya ng bf nya kadiri na pareho clang pangit bgay nga cla dhil pangit cla…

  8. wadda ya care Says:

    jackie smells like doo doo. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .and jeannette too. . . . . . . kinda. . . . . . . . . . . . but mayra does definitely. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..

  9. C. Glaser Says:

    I am looking for a place I may purchase this phrase \"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.\" Can you help?
    C. Glaser Sterling, Colorado

  10. loretta Says:

    aim high and whats the lowest you can hit

  11. Kerry Says:

    friendship is like peeing your pants, its make you feel all warm.

  12. lai molina Says:

    if your looking for protection then be with a policeman.

  13. Cayli Says:

    feeling is like peeing your pants with a black suit no one ever knows

  14. Giovanni Zayas Says:

    The heart of a gentlemen wishes wisdom, while a heart of a fool
    wishes pain and mysery.

  15. Stan Says:

    ●๋нανιη α ćяυѕн ιѕ ℓιкє нανιη α ćιgαяєттє..ιт ѕтятѕ ω∂ α ƒℓαмє..ćσηтιηυєѕ ω∂ α gℓσω η ∂ιєѕ ιη αѕнєѕ..вт ωнυ ćαяєz ν я ćнαιη ѕмσкєяz●

  16. sheryl Says:

    A bitch is a bitch no matter what you do..

  17. Ashes Says:

    So i’m confused. Are people attempting to insult each other on the response section of the insulting quotes? That is almost too rediculous.

  18. rhena Says:

    who you are to judge me,i know I’m not perfect & i don’t claim to be…but before you start pointing fingers make sure your own hands are clean..BITCH..

  19. abigail Says:

    think ure good at bribing…?..then u havnt heard of politics yet…..

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