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		<title>By: ghreyz</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-19562</link>
		<dc:creator>ghreyz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha a little bit of funny =)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahaha a little bit of funny =)</p>
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		<title>By: tobN</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-18102</link>
		<dc:creator>tobN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>if someone shoots, DUCK!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if someone shoots, DUCK!</p>
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		<title>By: lol</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-18083</link>
		<dc:creator>lol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha these r so cute</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha these r so cute</p>
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		<title>By: ste</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-17502</link>
		<dc:creator>ste</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>im as bored as a midget in a theme park</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>im as bored as a midget in a theme park</p>
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		<title>By: Lottie</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-17284</link>
		<dc:creator>Lottie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha omg thats so not funny...both the sticks and stone ones</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahaha omg thats so not funny&#8230;both the sticks and stone ones</p>
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		<title>By: the cold hard truth</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-17278</link>
		<dc:creator>the cold hard truth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 06:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;latte&quot; is italian for &quot;you paid to much for that coffee&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;latte&#8221; is italian for &#8220;you paid to much for that coffee&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: TornBlackDress</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-14881</link>
		<dc:creator>TornBlackDress</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 13:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t ever sleep with your eyes closed :o
Micheal Jackson lives in our walls!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t ever sleep with your eyes closed <img src='http://www.quotesnsayings.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':o' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Micheal Jackson lives in our walls!!</p>
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		<title>By: Tom</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-14688</link>
		<dc:creator>Tom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 23:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ermm not sure were to put these 

sticks and stones may break my bones 
if they do, my fist will f*cking hurt you 

treat life like a dog !!
if you cant eat or sh*g it 
p*iss on it and walk away 


the americans always do the right thing... 
right after they&#039;v done everthing else   (winston churchill)

little miss muffit,
sat on her tuffit,
knickers all tatterd and torn, 
it wasnt a spider that sat down beside her,
but a little boy getting the horn, 

i acknolegde and understand that Im not perfect 
*99.999%  but honestly.. somtimes it scares me 

men have two brains, the one in their head.. and the one they listen to 

sticks and stones may break my bones 
but whips and chaines exite me 
so tie me up, then throw me down
and show me that you like me</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ermm not sure were to put these </p>
<p>sticks and stones may break my bones<br />
if they do, my fist will f*cking hurt you </p>
<p>treat life like a dog !!<br />
if you cant eat or sh*g it<br />
p*iss on it and walk away </p>
<p>the americans always do the right thing&#8230;<br />
right after they&#8217;v done everthing else   (winston churchill)</p>
<p>little miss muffit,<br />
sat on her tuffit,<br />
knickers all tatterd and torn,<br />
it wasnt a spider that sat down beside her,<br />
but a little boy getting the horn, </p>
<p>i acknolegde and understand that Im not perfect<br />
*99.999%  but honestly.. somtimes it scares me </p>
<p>men have two brains, the one in their head.. and the one they listen to </p>
<p>sticks and stones may break my bones<br />
but whips and chaines exite me<br />
so tie me up, then throw me down<br />
and show me that you like me</p>
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		<title>By: mims manchidi</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-14454</link>
		<dc:creator>mims manchidi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haaaaaaaaa not funny at ol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haaaaaaaaa not funny at ol</p>
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		<title>By: Lena</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-14185</link>
		<dc:creator>Lena</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........NOT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ha ha ha ha ha ha ha&#8230;&#8230;..NOT!</p>
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		<title>By: robin</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-13389</link>
		<dc:creator>robin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>never be a pest endless you want mom to fly you west</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>never be a pest endless you want mom to fly you west</p>
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		<title>By: Mero</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-13353</link>
		<dc:creator>Mero</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 11:19:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So Gr8^^
Really Luv It XD</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Gr8^^<br />
Really Luv It XD</p>
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		<title>By: ???</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-12377</link>
		<dc:creator>???</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol i cant keep from lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol i cant keep from lol</p>
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		<title>By: Author in Training</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-11210</link>
		<dc:creator>Author in Training</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought they could have been better but most of them were nice and some even funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought they could have been better but most of them were nice and some even funny.</p>
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		<title>By: hedda olsen</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-9057</link>
		<dc:creator>hedda olsen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>they were funny , i liked them</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they were funny , i liked them</p>
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		<title>By: hello</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-8582</link>
		<dc:creator>hello</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 01:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you canâ€™t convince them, confuse them

its a great idea</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you canâ€™t convince them, confuse them</p>
<p>its a great idea</p>
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		<title>By: grave</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-7054</link>
		<dc:creator>grave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Abe Lincoln one is funny but it does have a point if you put people in place of cats and babies in place of kittens.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Abe Lincoln one is funny but it does have a point if you put people in place of cats and babies in place of kittens.</p>
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		<title>By: Pauline</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-6414</link>
		<dc:creator>Pauline</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why for so many times i never thought of browsing this website and just now ive realized that this is the most interesting thing to read specially when you&#039;re tired...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why for so many times i never thought of browsing this website and just now ive realized that this is the most interesting thing to read specially when you&#8217;re tired&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-654</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It was too politic-ish for me, not so funny, but some of them were.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

hehehe...me too :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was too politic-ish for me, not so funny, but some of them were.</p>
<p>I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.</p>
<p>hehehe&#8230;me too <img src='http://www.quotesnsayings.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Courtney</title>
		<link>http://www.quotesnsayings.com/funny/comment-page-1/#comment-375</link>
		<dc:creator>Courtney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 15:16:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>these r so funny!!! i luv em!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>these r so funny!!! i luv em!</p>
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		<title>By: sam</title>
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		<dc:creator>sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ARCHITECT is One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

I know that is one hundered percent true!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ARCHITECT is One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.</p>
<p>I know that is one hundered percent true!!!</p>
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