The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.
by Bill Gates

The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.
by Marilyn Manson

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

The Internet is the world’s largest library. It’s just that all the books are on the floor.

When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web…. Now even my cat has its own page.
by Bill Clinton

I really love the internet. They say chat-rooms are the trailer park of the internet but I find it amazing.
by Carrie Fisher

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.

The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
by William Gibson
The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.
by Esther Dyson

The Internet works because a lot of people cooperate to do things together.
- Jon Postel

Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation.
by Paul Carvel

Woman is the companion of man, gifted with equal mental capacity.
M K Gandhi

A woman’s strength is the irresistible might of weakness.
R W Emerson

Men are allowed to have passion and commitment for their work a woman is allowed that feeling for a man, but not her work.
B Streisand

Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.
Kurt Vonnegut

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
Freya Stark

Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy.
Friedrich Nietzsche

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.
Farrah Fawcett

There is but an hour a day between a good housewife and a bad one.
English proverb

A woman never sees what we do for her, she only sees what we don’t do.
Georges Courteline

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert Heinlein

Don’t wait for the good woman. She doesn’t exist.
Charles Bukowski

The man’s desire is for the woman; but the woman’s desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A woman’s head is always influenced by heart; but a man’s heart by his head.
Lady Marguerite Blessington

Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women’s denigration of themselves.
Betty Friedan

Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

Math is radical.

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
- Mickey Mouse

In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers.

The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple.
by S. Gudder

Trigonometry is a sine of the times.

Mathematics is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
by Paul Erdos

Small minds discuss persons. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas. Really great minds discuss mathematics.

The human mind has never invented a labor-saving machine equal to algebra.

You may be an engineer if your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place.

Infinity is a floorless room without walls or ceiling.

God is real, unless declared integer.

How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time.

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.

Sometimes it is useful to know how large your zero is.

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

French saying: ”Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.”

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Kobe Bryant

Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Beverley Nichols

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
Oscar Wilde

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
John Lyly

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.
Josh Billings

I don’t understand the GOD. He makes such a wonderful creation called ‘WOMAN’ and then he destroys his own creation by making them ‘WIVES’.
Debabrata Dutta

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Barack Obama

All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Raymond Hull

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

He believes that marriage and a career don’t mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
Anonymous

First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes Suffer…ing!
Jay Leno

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Anonymous

Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car.
Will Stanton

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.
- Anonymous

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
- Anonymous

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
- Aristotle

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
- Proverb

“The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.”
- Robert Alan

To have a good friend is one of the highest delights in life; to be a good friend is one of the noblest and most difficult undertakings. Happy Friendship Day!

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.
- Mary Catherwood

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- C C Colton

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover.
- Joseph Addison

Friends are like roses they are beautiful and gentle, but will cause pain in the process of defending themselves.

I do not wish to treat friendships daintily, but with the roughest courage. When they are real, they are not glass threads or frost work, but the solidest thing we know.
- Ralph Emerson

The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you’ve had.

Friendship is like the relation between hands and eyes. It’s like when the hand gets hurt, the eye cries, and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears.
- Unknown

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.

Our friends don’t see our faults, or conceal them, or soften them.
- Joseph Addison

Long, long afterward, in an oak
I found the arrow, still unbroke;
And the song, from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend.
- H. W. Longfellow

Thus nature has no love for solitude, and always leans, as it were, on some support; and the sweetest support is found in the most intimate friendship.
- Cicero

Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend.
- Plautus

Those who put aside travel for the sake of perfection go anywhere, instantly.
- Richard D Bach

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it within us or we will find it not.
- Ralph W Emerson

Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness.
- Ray Bradbury

The world is a book, and those who do not travel, read only a page.
- St. Augustine

Travel makes a wise man better, and a fool worse.
- Thomas Fuller

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are.
- Samuel Johnson

A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
- Lao Tzu

The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see.
- Gilbert K Chesterton

To me, travel is a triple delight: anticipation, performance, and recollection.
- Ilka Chase

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect.
- Paul Theroux

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.
- Miriam Beard

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.
- Martin Buber

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
- Mark Twain

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind.
- Seneca

Most travel is best of all in the anticipation or the remembering; the reality has more to do with losing your luggage.
- Regina Nadelson

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
- Aldous Huxley

Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.
- Benjamin Disraeli

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow.
- Lin Yutang

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one’s own country as a foreign land.
- G K Chesterton

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.
- Clifton Fadiman

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.

Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter.

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.

No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Don’t laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.

Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.

Coffee and love are best when they are hot.

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

Cup of coffee + Thinking generates really great ideas.

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

Having a decaffinated coffee is like drinking useless brown water.

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
by Paul Erdos

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.

Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

coffee drinkes can do things faster, with more energy.

Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag.

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.

The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will

brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.

Dead men don’t bite.

Bring me one noggin of rum, now, won’t you, matey.

Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates. – Life on the Mississippi.

When I was about 5 i think, I desperately wanted to be a pirate and have the hat and everything.
by Keira Knightley

Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today

mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality.

There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.

Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?

It was a great experience for a kid, because it was a bunch of kids playing on pirate ships and water slides, so looking back on it, it was the fondest experience of my childhood.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest — Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!

Suddenly you’re like a pirate, you’re 65 years old and you’ve got an ear-ring.

You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow
- Pirates of the Caribbean

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good

man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that some day. – Pirates of the Caribbean

The sea has never been friendly to man. At most it has been the accomplice of human restlessness.

Excuse me, madam, would you please be so kind as to bring me a spot of rum? I would like to have a drink.

I don’t really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I’d be a contrarian pirate.

Nothing happens by chance, but by fate. You have to create your own fate by your

actions. That’s called Karma.

He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned.

Everything comes gradually at its appointed hour.
- Ovid

If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude.

We make our fortunes and we call them fate.

If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow.

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try.
- Mary Kay Ash

Fate laughs at probabilities.

Fate loves the fearless persons.

Fate is not quite as strange as it appears.

When fate hands us a lemon, let’s try to make a lemonade.

Fate is not of waiting, but of believing.

The future will be with Fate. The present is our own.

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.

Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.

Fate brings the future to become the present and the present to become the past,

so dont waste the future, or else it will become the past.

Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you

play it is free will. by Pandit Nehru

Fate is for those too weak to determine their own destiny.

Angels deliver Fate to our doorstep – and anywhere else it is needed.

We are partners by fate but friends by choice.

Like the winds of the sea are the winds of fate
As we voyage along through life,
Tis the set of the soul that decides its goal
And not the calm or the strife.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Tempted fate will leave the loftiest star.
- Lord Byron

Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous.

Fate and self-help share equally in shaping our destiny.

It’s fate that plays cruel jokes but still laughs.

Chance is a word void of sense; nothing can exist without a cause.
- Voltaire

In the end what’s meant to be will always find a way.

Never let the fear of striking out, keep you away from playing the game.

Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate

brings you together, but do so with all your heart.
- Marcus Aurelius

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself.

If it’s broken, fix it. If you can’t fix it, rearrange the broken pieces.

The first and the best victory is to conquer self.

They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not give it to them.

A man can stand a lot as long as he can stand himself.

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.

If we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die.

A man who doesn’t trust himself can never really trust anyone else.

Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.

Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect.

Self-respect is nothing to hide behind. When you need it most it isn’t there.

Respecting yourself means listening to your body and emotions continuously. Then acting beyond a linear logic to achieve ones goals.

The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.

Nationalist pride, like other variants of pride, can be a substitute for self-respect.

If one is estranged from oneself, then one is estranged from others too. If one is out of touch with oneself, then one cannot touch others.

Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life.

If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.

Self-respect is a question of recognizing that anything worth having has a price.

Everyone in society should be a role model, not only for their own self-respect, but for respect from others.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what

you know is wrong.

Self-respect can be a extension of your ego or a priceless virtue.

We are all something, but none of us are everything.

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline.

To free us from the expectations of others, to give us back to ourselves , there lies the great, singular power of self-respect.

Respect for self is the beginning of cultivating virtue in men and women.

Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.

Be beautiful if you can, wise if you want to, but be respected ; that is essential.

An individual’s self-concept is the core of his personality. It affects every aspect of human behavior: the ability to learn, the capacity to grow and change

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success in life.

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose that someone you love with your useless pride.

Though pride is not a virtue, it is the parent of many virtues.

Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals.

The proud hate pride – in others.

Pride is the mask of one’s own faults.

Pride is the direct appreciation of oneself.

The infinitely little have a pride infinitely great.

Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.

Pride gets no pleasure out of having something, only out of having more of it than the next man.

When a proud man hears another praised, he feels himself injured.

Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need.

Pride goes before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall.

To be proud and inaccessible is to be timid and weak.

You must stir it and stump it, and blow your own trumpet, or trust me, you haven’t a chance.

Pride and weakness are Siamese twins.

Pride makes us artificial and humility makes us real.

We are rarely proud when we are alone.

Let pride go afore, shame will follow after.

The pride of youth is in strength and beauty, the pride of old age is in discretion.
- Democritus

Pride sullies the noblest character.

Pride does not wish to owe and vanity does not wish to pay.

To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he loses it; for when we fail our pride supports us; when we succeed, it betrays us.

Pride breakfasted with Plenty, dined with Poverty, supped with Infamy.

The truly proud man is satisfied with his own good opinion, and does not seek to make converts to it.

Pride had rather go out of the way than go behind.

It is a beggar’s pride that he is not a thief.

Pride is a personal commitment. It is an attitude which separates excellence from mediocrity.

The pride of the peacock is the glory of God.

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself.

A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
- Oscar Wilde

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don’t have time to get into mischief.
- Bill Vaughan

A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
- Author Unknown

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
- George D. Prentice

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
- Author Unknown

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
- Clement Freud

A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee.
- Brock Fiant

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
- Gro Harlem Brundtland

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

I’m so cool, ice cubes are jealous.

All men are idiots And I married their king.

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

Take my advice.I dont use it anyway.

Not All Men are Fools, Some Stay Bachelors.

Some call it stalking i call it love.

Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.

If truly love something set it free.
If it doesn’t return, Hunt it down and kill it !

DON’T READ THIS!

Objects under shirt are larger than they appear.

You can’t spell STUPID without U.

US blondes aren’t dumb.

Rehab Is for Quitters.

When God created me, he was just showing off.

Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you.

Who says nothing is impossible.I’ve been doing nothing for years.

Stop following me, you stalker!

My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Cherish Me Damn It.

Winners train, Losers complain.

KISS ME before my boyfriend shows up.

I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay.

No unauthorized entry!

I am not as dumb as you LOOK!

Dont talk to me when i’m talking to myself.

Dont worry about about the world ending today,
its already tomorrow in Austrailia.

The best thing about tomorrow is the memory of today.

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty the wit; at forty the judgment.

The best years of a woman’s life – the ten years between 39 and 40…

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob

At fifteen, my mind was bent on learning.
At thirty, I stood firm.
At forty, I had no doubts.
At fifty, I knew the decrees of Heaven.
At sixty, my ear was receptive to truth.
At seventy, I could follow my heart’s desires without sin.
by Confucius

I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience.

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age.

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.
-Edward Young

To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old.
O W Holmes

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
by Voltaire

When you reach forty you can’t do anything every day.
-Aaron

Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
- Helen

Forty isn’t considered old, if you’re a tree.

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.
- Ann

The first 40 years of life give us the text, the next thirty will supply the commentary on it.

Women are most fascinating between the ages of 35 and 40 after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass 40, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.
- C Dior

Life begins at forty.
- Pitkin

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
- G B Shaw

The “I just woke up” face of your 30’s is the “all day long” face of your 40’s..
Libby Reid

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
- Mae West

Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.
- Lois Wyse

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won’t make you cry.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
- Oscar Wilde

Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.
- S B Anthony

Man has will, but woman has her way.

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love.

Men are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time and they are gone.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Men play the game; women know the score.
- Roger Woddis

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn.
- Chinese Proverb

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
- Gloria Steinem

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.
- Louis Nizer

Memory feeds imagination.

Memory itself is an internal rumour.
- G Santayana

The world will little note nor long remember what we say here.
- Abraham Lincoln

A retentive memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness.
- Elbert

Memory is the mother of all wisdom.
- Samuel Johnson

Every man’s memory is his private literature.

Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose.
- Kevin Arnold

Sadness is always the legacy of the past; regrets are pains of the memory.

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember.
- Seneca

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth, but not its twin.
- Barbara Kingsolver

Memory is the only movie you can play over and over in your head without the background music or any creative fictional twists.

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today’s events.
- Einstein

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
J Billings

Memory is what tells a man that his wife’s birthday was yesterday.
- Mario Rocco

Memory is a like a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food.
- Austin

We must always try to keep old memories and young hopes.
- Houssaye

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A light, tender, sensitive touch is worth a ton of brawn.
- Peter Thomson

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?
- Maurice Freehill

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
- Edith Wharton

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.

There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle.
- Robert Alden

Live in rooms full of light.
- Cornelius Celsus

Light is meaningful only in relation to darkness, and truth presupposes error. It is these mingled opposites which people our life, which make it pungent, intoxicating. We only exist in terms of this conflict, in the zone where black and white clash.
- Louis Aragon

In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
- Aaron Rose

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.

I first saw the light in the city of Boston in the year 1857.
- Edward Bellamy

When the darkness comes, keep an eye on the light – whatever that is for you – no matter how far away it seems.
- Jan Berry

To light one candle to God and another to the Devil is the principle of wisdom.
- Jose Bergamin

Light tomorrow with today.
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Only the person who has experienced light and darkness, war and peace, rise and fall, only that person has truly experienced life.
- Stefan Zweig

Love is not consolation. It is light.

Light is the symbol of truth.
- James Russell Lowell

There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
- Navjot Singh Sidhu

The light, that lies In woman’s eyes, has been my heart’s undoing.
- Thomas More

Where there is much light, the shadow is deep.

When my heart is heavy, the sun helps make it light.
- Astrid Alauda

If the eye does not want to see, neither light nor glasses will help.

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.

Worry is like a rocking chair , it gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

Troubles are a lot like people – they grow bigger if you nurse them.

A hundredload of worry will not pay an ounce of debt.
- George Herbert

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow.

Worry ducks when purpose flies overhead.
- C A Weber

There is no use worrying about things over which you have no control, and if you have control, you can do something about them instead of worrying.
- S C Allyn

Worry is a complete cycle of inefficient thought revolving about a pivot of fear.

There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem.
- Harold Stephens

Worry is spiritual short sight. Its cure is intelligent faith.
- Paul Brunton

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.
- W R Inge

With much wealth comes many worries.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I’d have fewer imaginary ones.
- Don Herold

If things go wrong, don’t go with them.
- Roger Babson

Worrying never did anyone any good.

Worry is the interest paid on a problem before it occurs.
- Anne Hemphill

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
- Thomas Edison

Worry bankrupts the spirit.

Worry, doubt, fear and despair are the enemies which slowly bring us down to the ground and turn us to dust before we die.

A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
- Thomas Jefferson

A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend.

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
- Mark Twain

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.

The worth of a book is to be measured by what you can carry away from it.
-James Bryce

All books are either dreams or swords,
You can cut, or you can drug, with words.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain

Let books be your dining table,
And you shall be full of delights
Let them be your mattress
And you shall sleep restful nights.

A room without books is like a body without a soul.
- Cicero

Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

A dirty book is rarely dusty.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

The books that help you the most are those which make you think the most.
- Theodore Parker

Books are lighthouses erected in the great sea of time.
- E P Whipple

Some books leave us free and some books make us free.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Books support us in our solitude and keep us from being a burden to ourselves.
- Jeremy Collier

My Book and Heart Must never part.

Readers are plentiful, thinkers are rare.

Reading is the best state yet to keep absolute loneliness at bay.
- William Styron

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth.
- Jean Bruyere

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end.

Logic is a instrument used for bolstering a prejudice.
- Elbert Green Hubbard

Love is a decision – not an emotion.

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.
- Albert Einstein

He is a true fugitive who flies from reason.
- Marcus Aurelius

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit.

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom.
- Sir Winston Churchill

Logic is a system whereby one may go wrong with confidence.
- Charles K. Kettering

Logic is the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
- Ambrose Bierce

Logic hasn’t wholly dispelled the society of witches and prophets and sorcerers and soothsayers.
- Raymond F. Jones

Bad reasoning as well as good reasoning is possible; and this fact is the foundation of the practical side of logic.
- Charles Sanders

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
- Rita Mae Brown

Logicians have but ill defined
As rational the human mind.
Logic, they say, belongs to man,
But let them prove it if they can.
- Oliver Goldsmith

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.
- Lord Dunsany

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her.
- David Brinkley

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.

Self confidence is the key to the universe.

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else’s eyes.
- Sally Field

Confidence is a habit that can be developed by acting as if you already had the confidence you desire to have.

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
- P T Mcintyre

Always act like you’re wearing an invisible crown.

Each time we face our fear, we gain strength, courage, and confidence in the doing.

Self-confidence grows on trees, in other people’s orchards.
- Mignon McLaughlin

Confidence is preparation. Everything else is beyond your control.

You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through.
- Rosalynn Carter

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions.

To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.

As is our confidence, so is our capacity.

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.
- Lao Tzu

Confidence can get you where you want to go, and getting there is a daily process. It’s so much easier when you feel good about yourself, your abilities and talents.

Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.
- Stan Smith

Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
- Mark Twain

If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me.

All media exist to invest our lives with artificial perceptions and arbitrary values.
- Marshall McLuhan

Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space.
- Rebecca West

For a politician to complain about the press is like a ship’s captain complaining about the sea.
- Enoch Powell

Harmony seldom makes a headline.
- Silas Bent

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
- M K Gandhi

The media is comparable to government-probably passes government in raw power.
- Matt Drudge

Journalism is a organized gossip.

News is history shot on the wing.
- Gene Fowler

Media is just a word that has come to mean bad journalism.
- Graham Greene

Journalism is literature in a hurry.
- Matthew Arnold

The media is not at all homogeneous in the way it tells us about war.
- Bruce Jackson

Media: 99,99% of what happens is not on the news.
- Loesje

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

Journalists do not live by words alone, although sometimes they have to eat them.

The media’s power is frail. Without the people’s support, it can be shut off with the ease of turning a light switch.
- Corazon Aquino

The media bring our wars home, but only rarely have they been able to do it in complete freedom.
- Bruce Jackson

The media. It sounds like a convention of spiritualists.
- Tom Stoppard

You can crush a man with journalism.
- W R Hearst

Stress is like an iceberg. We can see one-eighth of it above, but what about what’s below?

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths.
- Etty Hillesum

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

Pressure and stress is the common cold of the psyche.
- Andrew Denton

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one.
- Hans Selye

Maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension.

Worry and stress affects the circulation, the heart, the glands, the whole nervous system, and profoundly affects heart action.
- C W Mayo

The time to relax is when you don’t have time for it.

In the stress of modern life, how little room is left for that most comfortable vanity that whispers in our ears that failures are not fault.
- Agnes Repplier

Stress is like poison.

In times of stress, be bold and valiant.
- Horace

Like all weak men he laid an exaggerated stress on not changing one’s mind.
- William Somerset Maugham

Give your stress wings and let it fly away.
- Carin Hartness

Is everything as urgent as your stress would imply?
- Carrie Latet

A women under stress is not immediately concerned with finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks relief by expressing herself and being understood.
- John Gray

In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive.

Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.
- Jane Wagner

Stress is basically a disconnection from the earth, a forgetting of the breath. Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important. Just lie down.

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.
- Chinese Proverb

Stress is an admission of weakness, a cry of defeat to the world.
- Carrie Latet

America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.

In the beginning, all the world was America.
-John Locke

I think, there are plenty of intelligent people in America, the only problem is they are not americans.

We need an America with the wisdom of experience. But we must not let America grow old in spirit.

America, thou half-brother of the world;
With something good and bad of every land.
- Philip James

I have no further use for America. I wouldn’t go back there if Jesus Christ was President.

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

Only in American banks can you find the pens chained to the counter and the doors wide open.
- Branden Kerr

I still believe in a place called Hope, a place called America.
- Bill Clinton

America is a tune. It must be sung together.

America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them.

Beggars can never be bankrupt.
- American Proverb

Ours is the only country deliberately founded on a good idea.

What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
- Margot Asquith

In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.

This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in.

Each day provides its own gifts.
- American Proverb

America needs to be a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons.
- George Bush

America is the land where people find whatever they have lost.
- Gunter Grass

America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
- Bobcat Goldthwaite

The business of America is business and the chief ideal of the American people is idealism.

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, it is the other way round. Human rights invented America.
- Jimmy Carter

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
- John Updike

In America any boy may become President and I suppose it’s just one of the risks he takes.

Wisdom is to the soul what health is to the body.

Your body is a temple, but only if you treat it as one.
- Astrid Alauda

Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.
- Jim Rohn

I don’t use my body to seduce, no. I just stand there.
- Ursula Andress

Blood is that fragile scarlet tree we carry within us.
- Osbert Sitwell

You can kill the body but not the spirit.

All parts of the human body get tired eventually – except the tongue.
- Konrad Adenauer

Our body has this defect that, the more it is provided care and comforts, the more needs and desires it finds.

Games lubricate the body and the mind.
- Benjamin Franklin

A puny body weakens the soul.
- Paul Cezanne

The body is a community made up of its innumerable cells or inhabitants.
- Thomas A. Edison

The human body is a machine which winds its own springs.

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in.

Sometimes your body is smarter than you are.

Dance is the hidden language of the soul of the body.

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul .

The human body is the only machine for which there are no spare parts.
- H M Biggs

Body and mind, like man and wife, do not always agree to die together.

My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship.

The pain of the mind is worse than the pain of the body.
- Syrus

I don’t want my body to be a distraction from my talent or my brain.
- Shania Twain

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
- Queen Victoria

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

I’m not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
- Madonna

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
- Jim Cole

I am not finding pregnancy much of a joy. I am afraid of childbirth, but I am afraid I can’t find a way of avoiding it.
- Brigitte Bardot

Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months.
- Carrie Latet

Pregnancy seemed like a tremendous abdication of control. Something growing inside you which would eventually usurp your life.
- Erica Jong

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
- Nora Ephron

In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She’s got a construction zone going on in her belly.
- Al Roker

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.
- Cathy Crimmins

Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
- Joyce Armor

Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid.
- Arabic Proverb

It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.
- Voltaire

There are three reasons for breast-feeding:
the milk is always at the right temperature;
it comes in attractive containers;
and the cat can’t get it.

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
- Lawrence Housman

Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.

A kiss seals two souls for a moment in time.

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
- Rupert Brooke

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
- Ingrid Bergman

Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they’re already asleep.

It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein

I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.
- Ernest Hemingway

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
- Chico Marx

Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one’s breath.
- Eve Glicksman

Kissing may not spread germs, but they certainly lower resistance.
- Louise Erickson

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
- E. Cummings

A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
- Clare Whiting

Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
- Leigh Hunt

It was not my lips you kissed .But also my soul.
- Judy Garland

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.
- Mistinguett

Always remember this: ‘A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses’.
- John Lennon

My words are the kisses I wish I’d said, but they say kisses don’t last, and words are never dead.

A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance.

History is merely gossip.
- Oscar Wilde

No one gossips about other people’s secret virtues.
- Bertrand Russell

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It’s gossip.
- Erma Bombeck

Gossip needn’t be false to be evil – there’s a lot of truth that shouldn’t be passed around.

Who gossips so much around here?
- Bette Davis

Gossip is what no one claims to like, but everybody enjoys. – Joseph Conrad

Scandal is a gossip made tedious by morality.
- Oscar Wilde

If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

What you don’t see with your eyes, don’t witness with your mouth.
- Jewish Proverb

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in such a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
- Will Rogers

Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
- Spanish Proverb

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.
- Liz Smith

No one gossips about other people’s secret virtues.

Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it; it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker.

Arumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
- John Tudor

Folks whose lives are miserable look to make those around them miserable too. That is the essence of gossip.

Show me someone who never gossips, and I’ll show you someone who isn’t interested in people.
- Barbara Walters

Truth is rarely written in ink; it lives in nature.
- Martin H. Fischer

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
- Oscar Wilde

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth.
- Ludwig Borne

The first reaction to truth is hatred.

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Truth isn’t always beauty, but the hunger for it is.
- Nadine Gordimer

Theories are private property, but truth is common stock.

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
- Buddha

Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold.
- Leo Tolstoy

Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth.
- Jean Paul Sartre

All great truths begin as blasphemies.
- G B Shaw

The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

There is no truth. There is only perception.

The truth is not for all men, but only for those who seek it.

The love of truth has its reward in heaven and even on earth.

Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.

The highest truth cannot be put into words.

One truth out of context can prove very dangerous.
- Gregory Phillips

When you know the truth, the truth makes you a soldier.
- M Gandhi

Once your soul has been enlarged by a truth, it can never return to its original size.
- Blaise Pascal

When you shoot an arrow of truth, dip its point in honey.
- Arab Proverb

The Truth is heavy, therefore few care to carry it.

Truth emerges more readily from error than from confusion.
- Sir Francis Bacon

Water and air, the two essential fluids on which all life depends, have become global garbage cans.
-Jacques Cousteau

Water is life’s mater and matrix, mother and medium. There is no life without water.

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.

Water is the basis of life and the blue arteries of the earth! Everything in the non-marine environment depends on freshwater to survive.
-Sandra Postel,

The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.

Filthy water cannot be washed.

Rivers are roads which move, and which carry us whither we desire to go.

Before enlightenment, Chop wood Carry water.
After enlightenment, Chop wood Carry water.
-Zen saying

The sea hath no king but God alone.

The cure for anything is salt water — sweat, tears, or the sea.

Fire, water and government know nothing of mercy.

What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well.

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.
-Thomas Fuller

A flatterer has water in one hand and fire in the other.
- German Proverb

It is wise to bring some water, when one goes out to look for water.

Water which is too pure has no fish.

Water flows uphill towards money.

Water is the only drink for a wise man.