Emo Quotes and Sayings
When you are refering to someone has being emo, you are usually are stating that they are sensitive, or have a emotional personality. emo truely is a type of music that started in the eightys and is rapidly moving back in its popularity. It’s a sub genre of punk music which has grown to be more popular then punk it’s self. Each and every day more and more emo bands are coming out. However, emo most commonly is refered to as a type of fashion. Read the below Emo Quotes to find out more.
I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.
I hurt myself, so I can feel alive.
It’s quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong is actually your weakness..
“If I’m such and important person, why do you stutter when i ask you if you know my name?”
“If you love me so much, why are you walking away?”
“Can you give me a reason for coming out of the closet?”
Your coment cheered me up.
Since when was my name on the attendance, am i really that important?”
Sometimes if you love someone so much, it will actually hurt more.
Here we are! A compilation of some of Dan’s best emoisms from the past week.
“Life is worthless. Would you please leave me Evelyn so that I can end it all? You’re the only reason I’m living for and I wanna start dying.”
“Mother suspects that I’m a gayer. She stormed into the room with your dress that I had borrowed last night. I think she found it on the stairs, which is where I left it after coming home drunk earlier.”
“I think I’m dying Evelyn. I can hear the vampire bats of death flapping away in my head like an insane drill of doom”
“What’s the point in eating when you just end up crapping it all out anyway?”
“What’s the point in ever trying to be happy when the very pursuit of happiness is what makes you miserable.”
“I tried to cut myself last night to Joy Division with my toothbrush. I was sitting there trying to peel away as many layers of skin as I could but I couldn’t make a serious dent in my arm. I kept doing it for half an hour. My mother actually thought I was brushing my teeth for that long!”
“Jesus didn’t have to go through half of the pain I’m experiencing now. At least he knew he was special. I have no such assurances. I’m just another outbreak of the human virus which has contaminated Planet Earth.”
“There is such beauty in despair Evelyn, don’t you think?”
“I tried to suffocate myself in the cupboard last night, but I came out when I heard the theme tune to Lost. I simply can’t afford to miss an episode of that show.”
“Euthenasia sounds like such a good idea. Why can’t young people sign up for it voluntarily? I’m tired of waking up every morning and crying into my Rice Krispies. It’s just Sob, Splutter and Sob for me, every goddamn day.”
“I’ve never felt I’ve been valued by anyone. I’m just a waste of space that everyone ignores, like a ghost without a home.”
“Sometimes I want to break out of his vacuum but I just can’t. The space demons keep calling me back into the void. I feel comfortable there!”
“I want to die but I can’t think of a way to end it all that involves cotton wool. I’m terrified of blades.”
“I wish I was a duck, then I wouldn’t have to give a damn y’know? I could just sit there in the pond and float about, eating scraps of bread. It’s my idea of heaven y’know? Perhaps that’s what happens when you die and you’ve been good! You go to the great pond on the sky where the Lord will feed you bits of bread for all eternity”
“I’m tired of being made the scapegoat in life. I feel like I’m being persecuted at every possible moment. Even if a kitty comes up to me I’m suspicious of it’s motives. I know it’s just there to make a fool out of me.”
“If God exists why did He have to give me such a horrible looking body? I mean what’s the point in having nipples if you are a man? I’ve tried biting them off in the past but I doubt I could handle the pain. I don’t know what I’d say to Mother on the way to the hospital either……”
“Bill Hicks………how adorable! There’s just something about him that reminds me of a chipmunk. I’d love to feed him a bit of wood and stroke his wig. What do you mean he’s dead?”
Enjoy here : Emo Graphics and Comments
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on 13 Feb 2008 at 7:39 pm 1.Vlad said …
You made a mistake, the first one is “I wish my LAWN was emo, so it would cut itself.”
on 06 Mar 2008 at 5:35 pm 2.Amanda said …
All these quotes are stereotypical. Not all of them are like this.. Some of them are happy and Colourful and cheerful and bright… Im not an emo Im just saying
on 20 Mar 2008 at 3:17 pm 3.Anika said …
These emo quotes don’t sound that emo. It’s not really official. There should be one like this…
“When I go to sleep, hug me to keep me safe” or “I called you, but I didn’t speak” or “The only role for you to do is to hug me” or “I’m screaming, but you never heard” or “My mom called me a lowlife.” or “If you walk through the door, you won’t need to turn back, I won’t be there”
YEA! Things like that.
on 27 Mar 2008 at 7:06 pm 4.Ali Lai( I'm a guy!hehe) said …
If your emo you would have to have an actual reason to be one if not then just wat r u doin. DUHHHH!!!
on 01 Apr 2008 at 3:00 pm 5.Capri said …
some are ok and i like them and their emo but some well just dumb not emo at all
im emo=/
on 04 Apr 2008 at 6:38 pm 6.Skye said …
Those quotes are stupid. Emo people aren’t like that. I used to be emo and i should know.
on 08 Apr 2008 at 11:32 pm 7.peEp said …
jusT waNt To greeT mY frienDs
on 09 Jun 2008 at 4:21 pm 8.ashlee said …
it took a moment to love you and will take a life time to forget you……love is razor sharp so just forget the feeling and cut away…
on 14 Jun 2008 at 1:40 pm 9.Dave said …
most are these quotes are dumb and as vlad said, the lawn mower quote isnt correct, but i’m glad your actually trying to keep up to date with the world
on 17 Jun 2008 at 10:10 am 10.emokid said …
some of these are allright…….im really sick of the bullshit ppl r saying about how they used to be emo……it doesnt work like that……..once u start to feel the real pain of life u dont go back
on 20 Jun 2008 at 6:50 pm 11.666 a emo said …
i loved some. but some ove our saying are not funny so stop making them seem like they are i cry my self to sleep every night do u know what thats like. SHIT!!!
on 21 Jun 2008 at 6:24 am 12.love_hurts said …
i totally agree with emokid and 666 a emo. im sick of people making jokes about being emo. it not a funny topic. have you ever thought to put yourself in our shoes and looked at what lifes like from our point of view? i get bagged by random strangers down the street who have no idea of anything about me. its just so stupid and it makes me feel even worse because im not important enough for people to get to know me
on 26 Jun 2008 at 5:41 pm 13.Joshua said …
I want to hang myself in front of a mirror in the cold so that I may see my last breath.
on 29 Jun 2008 at 4:29 pm 14.chah said …
She’s crying, she’s breaking, she’s lying, she’s faking,
she’s hated & taunted
she’s wanted & flaunted
she’s a puppet on a string,
an angel without a wing,
she’s every girl you want her to be
but she only wants her self esteem
*
I’ll take this ink from my arms and write your name in the sky
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I lie back and close my eyes again
The dreams are there
The last chance slipped away
You’ll never know I cared
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Your lies consume me
With every breath I’m burning
Oh how I believed
The truth was in your eyes.
on 06 Jul 2008 at 9:17 am 15.dani said …
im totally and completly with most the ppls here!!!!! the comments r emo bt they not that emo!!!!!!
ppl pick on us 4 feeling pain til they in our shoe like love_hurts said then they shudnt judge
having every fuker checkin my fukin wrist not kwl!!!!!!!
joshua im loving that idea!!!!!
on 07 Jul 2008 at 12:42 pm 16.liz said …
The top paragraph was right about how emo ISN’T a fasion its a type of music. i dont really think a person can be emo cause everyone is emotional. people these days dont even realize the TRUE meaning of emo. ITS A TYPE OF MUSIC, NOT A FASION. get that in your head. dress the way you want, not how the fasion is or how people want you to dress.
on 07 Jul 2008 at 1:59 pm 17.Dark Beauty (Gracie) said …
All the people at skl nd in twn jus showt stuff at u nd be rely nasty nd say jokes dat r not funi coz dey fink dey are but dey r stupid coz we kno wot we r doin nd we kno wot we wanna do!!!!!!!
on 08 Jul 2008 at 5:37 pm 18.broken heart said …
i’m emo and i was called stuck up for no reason….and i feel the same way as emokid, once an emo always an emo no matter what type of chothing you wear…….uuuuhhh! kids these days…..
on 13 Jul 2008 at 12:29 pm 19.Joshua said …
Wow… some people here need to know how to spell!!
Thanks Dani!!! </3
on 28 Jul 2008 at 8:52 pm 20.kukak da escavenger said …
ariba!
itx mai pers tym
to pause a comment.
i dont care ip
u fil lyk an emo or not.
just stick to
your gun!
coz itx da best way
to die.