Behind every successful woman… is a basket of dirty laundry.
- Sally Forth

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
- Mahatma Gandhi

A clean fighter in a dirty game.
- Wilfrid Diamond

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
- David Boreanaz

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.
- Gregory Null

We’re dirty pop. It’s a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!
- Justin Timberlake

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
- Patrick Dennis

I’m a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
- Tori Amos

You’re a woman who’s been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you’ll have to stay in the garage all night.
- Groucho Marx

If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there’s something wrong with American politics.
- Edna Ferber

I think a girl can be feminine even if she’s an athlete. You just can’t be afraid to get dirty.
- Dana Hill

It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns

11 Responses to “Dirty Quotes and Sayings”

  1. dAnIeLlE Says:

    behind every beautiful strong woman is a boy who did her wrong and made her strong>>>> ;)

  2. HOCKEYISLIFE Says:

    How can you walk away when im already gone? How can you leave when i already left? How can you break me if im already broken?

  3. tom rawdon Says:

    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? …He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes.

  4. sammmyyyy Says:

    I can’t hold it in any longer, i can’t just let u walk away…. not now, not ever.

  5. camelot Says:

    never play leapfrog with a unicorn

    never turn your back on a charging turtle

  6. Josue mOlina Says:

    this is what i tell girls when they ask me out “if u wanna get with me ur gonna have to wait in line like every other girl”-james carter rush hour2

  7. TornBlackDress Says:

    I’m not a Bi*ch
    I’m THE Bi*ch

  8. Bobalong Says:

    They say behind every great man is a great woman…well behind that woman is CHUCK NORRIS

  9. LeeAndrew Bray Says:

    When life gives you aids, make lemonade…lol

  10. Amy Nguyen Says:

    We may be friends today.
    We may be friends tomorrow.

    But no one says,
    That we will go….
    Our seperate ways.
    For we don’t know

    Cause we might not be alike at all…..

    -Disapointed x__x

  11. ElizabethAnne Says:

    Everyone says if you love them let them go…but they never say what to do if they don’t come back

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