Dane Cook Quotes and Sayings

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny.

I was the only kid in the eighth grade wearing Wrangler Jeans… and Jellies! Nice. Nice.

I always wanted to be a snake. Everytime I saw a snake of TV. I’d always say WHY NOT ME?!?!

I don’t laugh out loud at comics a lot.

I was very good at kickball … I was wonderful at ah doing that kick and your leg goes up and your shoe went on top of the school.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

If somebody calls and messes with you on the phone like that you don’t become terrified, you mess back … If somebody calls and was like “have you checked the children?” I’d be like “I killed them!”

I have a new saying, what I see in vegas, I am telling everybody.

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

I want the acidy spit!! Why not me? Because you need to get a life that will get you farther than acid, try HEROIN!

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.

I don’t like it when you open your mouth and its like a battle of epic proportions going on.

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

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