Coffee Quotes and Sayings

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.

Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

I’d stop drinking coffee, but I’m no quitter.

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.

No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Don’t laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.

Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.

Coffee and love are best when they are hot.

Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.

Cup of coffee + Thinking generates really great ideas.

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

Having a decaffinated coffee is like drinking useless brown water.

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
by Paul Erdos

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.

Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

coffee drinkes can do things faster, with more energy.