Quotes and Sayings

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball.
- Anonymous

I bowl my best when I’m fittest and the best way to get fit is to bowl.That’s how you get your rhythm. You can’t really find a rhythm by bowling in the nets.
- Brett Lee

If we moms can push 9 pound babies through our bodies, some of them with heads as big as bowling balls, surely we can push legislation through the halls of Congress.
- Donna Dees

Every bowling center should have a house pro.
- Don Johnson

My plan, when I walked out on to the field on Friday morning, was to just enjoy myself because when I’m smiling and having fun I generally bowl my best.
- Brett Lee

I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m probably going to go bowling with all my girlfriends.
- Drew Barrymore

The first thing is to be patient, which is probably the hardest thing to do. Don’t worry if blokes are whacking you out of the park because you still have the opportunity to get him out next ball, even if it’s not the same ball.
- Shane Warne

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.
- Joe Tex

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.
- Andy Lau

Sachin Tendulkar is the hardest batsman I’ve ever had to bowl to because he judges the length a lot quicker than anyone else.
- Shane Warne

I’m happy when I’m juggling,but I feel like I’ve gone from like,
3 balls to 10 — bowling balls.But,that’s a good problem.I don’t really have a complaint about that.
- Kirstie Alley

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.
- Dave Barry

In my day, we played on heavy pitches with a ball that weighed a ton, nowadays they play on bowling greens with a balloon.
- Tommy Smith

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
- Martin Mull

Bowling is a sport that should be right down your alley.
- Anonymous

If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.
- Anonymous

Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.
- Andrew Vachss

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