A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
- Anonymous
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
- Ed Howe
Babies haven’t any hair;
Old men’s heads are just as bare;
Between the cradle and the grave
Lie a haircut and a shave.
- Samuel Hoffenstein
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
- Carole Tabron
Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful.
- Charles
Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.
- Anonymous
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
- Mark Twain
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
- B.C. Seifert
Children are our most valuable natural resource.
- Herbert Hoover
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
- Jeff Foxworthy
I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
- Douglas Feaver
Every baby needs a lap.
- Henry Robin
Double the love and double the joy, we’ve been blessed with two baby boys.
- Anonymous
Bottles, booties, bibs and more, let’s shower the baby with gifts galore.
- Anonymous
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
- E.G. Smith
Babies fill a hole in your heart that you never knew existed.
- Anonymous
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
- Don Herrold
February 23rd, 2010 at 7:40 pm
“Abortion stops a beating” what a great slogan I thought, when I saw this by the side of the road on a sign. Later I realized the last word, which is red, had faded in the sun. I guess that was God’s way of correcting it and making a true statement out of a loony one.
March 8th, 2010 at 10:47 am
Babies always will remind you of how your parents brought you up….love my parents